Oh hi there!

The Basics
Nickname: Zoë, although I have been known to answer to a variety of diminutives (but not enjoy it)
Age: 21
Location: the UK!

Wrock or Harry Potter related
Favorite Wizard Rock Band: how can I choose? ahhhhhh you are killing me here. Hmm, well, DatM made me fall in love with wizard rock in the first place and their Family EP owns my soul so I'll say them.
Favorite Wizard Rock Song: once again - how can I choose? I love so many. But according to last.fm, my most-played one is Hate Remains (Dark Mix) by the Sectumsempras, make of that what you will.
Are you in a Wrock Band? Yes, three in fact.
If so, which one? Split Seven Ways, Malfoy Manor and Pansy & the Gossip Queens
Which Hogwarts house are you/would like to be in? Probably Slytherin, maybe Ravenclaw, depending on what arbitrary and generally made up criteria the Hat was judging on at the time XD
Why? Because I'm a sneaky, manipulative nerd misunderstood genius
Favorite Harry Potter character: Seriously, we will be here ALL DAY. I love most of them in various different ways (although I might not necessarily like them all the time. they're like family, in a way). I especially love Marauders-era characters (excluding James) and all those Slytherins.
Harry Potter character that represent you the best: Severus Snape or Remus Lupin, depending on how much I hate everything.
What is your favorite Harry Potter book? HBP
Why? Slytherins, some of whom are not even evil, backstory, and finally being able to shout "I TOLD YOU SO" at Harmoanians.

Other
Favorite color: BLACK LIKE MY SOUL
Favorite ice cream flavor: strawberry
Do you think these questions are silly? Maybe
How did you discovered this forum? Lauren <3

O HAI!

And *giggles* "black like your soul". Pffffft. Everyone knows Slytherins are just delusional Hufflepuffs, whut?

<3

Hi Zoë!
How are you, you amazing Invader?

Everyone knows Slytherins are just delusional Hufflepuffs, whut?

HEY! We're not ALL soulless, loveless deviants, sure, but that doesn't make us Hufflepuffs

zoedoll wrote:

Everyone knows Slytherins are just delusional Hufflepuffs, whut?

HEY! We're not ALL soulless, loveless deviants, sure, but that doesn't make us Hufflepuffs

If ever, oh ever, a whiz there was, I'd wanna be Zoe the Slytherin cuz she's mah hero!

zoedoll wrote:DatM made me fall in love with wizard rock in the first place and their Family EP owns my soul so I'll say them.

My boss is a jerk and your boss is a jerk and we hate going to work but we got to, we got to.....

Guess which song I listen to almost daily while at the office ;-)

zoedoll wrote:

Everyone knows Slytherins are just delusional Hufflepuffs, whut?

HEY! We're not ALL soulless, loveless deviants, sure, but that doesn't make us Hufflepuffs

Mm, perhaps you're right. It's only Wrockstock that turns everyone into Hufflepuffs XD

Wrockstock turns us all into "Awesomers"!

...House of Awesome members...

Vulcaine7 wrote:Wrockstock turns us all into "Awesomers"!

Awesomers...it sounds like a sort of fruit. Alas, we Awesomers don't grow on trees, you know. Or DO we? Hmmm... The House of Awesome progenitor himself IS a tree, so it might stand to reason. I know most of us are a bit fruity, too.

I like the idea of growing on Whompy... - That's what she said - but that's probably just me...

Hi Zoe

Fruity, *and* growing on Whompy?

...does that make checking out the junk in his trunk a bit incestous?

dj_knockturn wrote:Fruity, *and* growing on Whompy?

...does that make checking out the junk in his trunk a bit incestous?

I hope not!

Vulcaine7 wrote:I like the idea of growing on Whompy... - That's what she said - but that's probably just me...

Oh hon, it's not just you. I won't name names, but there is someone we both know who said something kind of like this and Alicia and I almost died laughing. Sigh, I miss Missouri!

Vulcaine7 wrote:

dj_knockturn wrote:Fruity, *and* growing on Whompy?

...does that make checking out the junk in his trunk a bit incestous?

I hope not!

Ahahahahahaha. I love it XD Whompycest. LEGEND.

Well I do know one person who really wouldn't mind growing on Whompy! I won't name any names but...

Whompycest? That's freaking awesome!

Vulcaine7 wrote:Well I do know one person who really wouldn't mind growing on Whompy! I won't name any names but...

Whompycest? That's freaking awesome!

*eyeroll* That's supposed to be tree HUGGING, not HUMPING.

Whompycest? *dies laughing*

But I'm not a fruit... I am just another tree! Or rather I was a tree until I was turned into furniture and made into a personal transportation device for death eaters.

DJ.Rae.Chaos wrote:

Vulcaine7 wrote:Well I do know one person who really wouldn't mind growing on Whompy! I won't name any names but...

Whompycest? That's freaking awesome!

*eyeroll* That's supposed to be tree HUGGING, not HUMPING.

*Dies of laughter*

Vanishing Jenn wrote:
Whompycest? *dies laughing*

But I'm not a fruit... I am just another tree! Or rather I was a tree until I was turned into furniture and made into a personal transportation device for death eaters.

I just knew you'd like the Whompycest, Jenn!
You are still my favorite ex-tree!

Vanishing Jenn wrote:Whompycest? *dies laughing*

But I'm not a fruit... I am just another tree! Or rather I was a tree until I was turned into furniture and made into a personal transportation device for death eaters.

This probably isn't the time to bring up the fact that nuts also grow on trees then, is it? Were you a fruit tree, or a nut tree, Jenn?

She used to be a Whomping Willow too, before being turned into a Vanishing Cabinet.

DJ.Rae.Chaos wrote:Were you a fruit tree, or a nut tree, Jenn?

haha Perhaps I was a nut tree?

You're nut and you were a tree, so you might have been a nut tree Jenn! lol

Honestly, I leave you all for five minutes! ...well, significantly longer, but still. That's what I get for sleeping

Sleeping make you miss stuff...

...but as I discovered at Wrockstock that it's good for a human being!

I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead!